Posterous
Charlie is using Posterous to post everything online. Shouldn't you?
Stage_046_thumb
 

CharlieMoreno.NET

Stand Up Comic & Internet Junkie

I might get evicted.

This is odd.

Just the other day I got a refund check from my apartment complex for $51.05 for my pet deposit when we moved from one apartment to another. I guess they realized they made a mistake and gave me too much back, because they threatened me.

Yesterday I got this letter....

So I replied with this.......

Loading mentions Retweet
Posted December 10, 2009
// 0 Comments

Good help is not so hard to find

I began looking for a maid a few days ago. Not really looking, but asking friends in El Paso that are on twitter and facebook if they can recommend anyone. I got a few messages and began making calls and sending out emails. Here's one of those emails to a cleaning service somebody referred me to.

This is not what I expected. Apparently it was a prank. And that prank got even funnier.

I love you sickos. Keep it up!

 

Loading mentions Retweet
Filed under  //   el paso texas   maid  
Posted December 8, 2009
// 0 Comments

Abbey has ADD, Insomnia, and restless leg syndrome. Bailey is perfect. (fixed)

Today I left the bedroom window open so some noise woke Bailey, but he usually sleeps the entire time.
Abbey on the other hand always does this. A few times I've walked in to see her upside down, on her back down kicking the crate bed around with her back legs and shaking her front paws like she's praying.

(download)

Loading mentions Retweet
Posted November 5, 2009
// 0 Comments

bailey and abbey playing chase

(download)

---
More stuff at http://www.charliemoreno.net

Loading mentions Retweet
Posted September 12, 2009
// 0 Comments

Short Film in El Paso, TX in October: Actor & Crew needed

I'm doing a (no budget) short film next month in El Paso, TX and the director (from Germany) needs help finding a small crew and the principal lead.

Includes approximately 2-4 days of filming in the first 2 weeks of Oct.
Lead male should be in his thirties. There is a "morning after" type underwear scene at a hotel. Not much dialog. The other scene will be a on a desert highway.

He also needs a small crew to help with things. Let me know what you got and if you're interested in helping out. I'll send you his email address and a copy of the script.

Have a headshot ready if you want to act.
If you want to be part of the crew please let me know if you have any audio/video equipment.

Email me at: charlie@charliemoreno.net

-- Please forward or repost ---

Loading mentions Retweet
Posted September 10, 2009
// 1 Comment

Name that stupid song

  
(download)

I was at Wal Mart walking by the car audio dept and this shit song was on.
 What is this song?
---
More stuff at http://www.charliemoreno.net

Loading mentions Retweet
Posted August 23, 2009
// 1 Comment

Look what the cat dragged in!!!

My brother sent me this video. Leave comments. Pass it around.

It's Joey Nightstalker!!!!!!

Loading mentions Retweet
Posted August 19, 2009
// 0 Comments

On our way to Laredo, TX

I'm performing with my friend Patrick Candelaria this week on the Valley Comedy Tour in South Texas. Here are a few pics for now. Besides this canyon, there's not much to see out this way.
 
Here's the show info: Tonight at Average Joe's Sports Bar at 8:30pm.
9652 McPHERSON STE.1, Website: www.myspace.com/averagejoessportsbar
 
 
---
More stuff at http://www.charliemoreno.net

             
Click here to download:
On_our_way_to_Laredo_TX.zip (724 KB)

Loading mentions Retweet
Posted July 28, 2009
// 0 Comments

Slade Ham is scared of driving in the rain.

(download)

---
www.charliemoreno.net

Loading mentions Retweet
Posted July 25, 2009
// 0 Comments

Crazy parade breaks out in Denver. Crazy lady grabs Slade

(download)

---
www.charliemoreno.net

Loading mentions Retweet
Posted July 25, 2009
// 0 Comments